theme

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone


jadeita:

i think i just accidentally emailed a selfie to university admissions, now i’m 100% confident they’ll accept me


thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

image


egberts:

kisseskarkat:

example A

thats the picture i made that post about

egberts:

kisseskarkat:

example A

thats the picture i made that post about


jpgay:

hey handsome…………of that money to me



the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

image

slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

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Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

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BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

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WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR


sluttyoliveoil:

is this sims

sluttyoliveoil:

is this sims


dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*
Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now



it was one time

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*

Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now

it was one time


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geekishchic:

sleepingwiththekings:

So I was travelling and I had a backpack with me which had a notebook, my purse, a bottle of coke and like 2 maxi pads for vagina reasons
After travelling for a few hours I reached into my bag to grab my purse and it was sticky and the unopened coke bottle was empty
I was feeling my bag expecting a pool of coke at the bottom and why it hadn’t leaked out of my bag and it turns oUT MY MAXI PADS ABSORBED AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOTTLE OF COKE

#just girly things


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