Why promote a company but not add a link?
Now that’s just cool.
cute things to call your girlfriend:
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375
why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot
you smooth fucker
Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
this was wild from start to finish
“i just fucking wanted the one”
MOTHERFUCKING Q TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS
NOPE. FUCK YOU.