it gets funnier every time.
So I work for my school’s campus safety, and part of my job as dispatcher is to listen to the police scanner for police activity in the area.
They just reported that they were chasing a black ‘67 Chevy Impala.
SAM AND DEAN HAVE COME FOR ME AT LAST
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys don’t like girls with short hair” that’s like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i don’t like tomatoes”
This is fucking amazing.
some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben
he just did it again and i had a moment of self doubt like
maybe i am ben
if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves
to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves
for all my followers who want to become werewolves
- Jensen Ackles (x)
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